SHOWERMAN

 

 

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN? This is a picture captured by a security system of who is thought to be... SHOWERMAN!

 

He uses his 'totally awesome and sweet' powers to endure hours and hours of being in the shower without apparent harm.

 

HERE IS AN ACTUAL ARTISTS IMPRESSION OF THE TOTALLY AWESOME SHOWERMAN!

 

If he is not allowed to shower, no-one knows what damage it could do to the planet.

 

This may be what happens if SHOWERMAN doesn't shower.

 

 

He enjoys such activities as dancing whilst in the shower.

 

PLEASE contact us with any information before he TOTALLY FLIPS out and kills us all!